The ugliest brawl I ever saw was a 20-minute donnybrook between the Orioles and Mariners on June 6, 1993. The benches emptied after Mike Mussina hit Bill Haselman in the left shoulder and Haselman charged the mound. That night, writing for The Baltimore Sun, I praised the Orioles, saying they had shown admirable fight.
Maybe the dumbest thing I have ever written.
All of the parties involved need injections of common sense, the way players once needed injections of ... well, you know.
No, Kenny-boy, we don't know. What injections did players once need?