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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Yankee Owners on the Down Low

Ever since Ruth fucked Ruppert for $70k in 1927, Yankee owners have gone buns up kneelin' takin' it dry and bare from big name stars all the way up to A-Rod and now Sabfathia and T'shitter. It's no wonder they haven't had a money shot since 2000. All that fiduciary debauchery seems to have landed them a fat STD (star transmitted disease) that is looking pretty damn near fatal at this point.

All those A2M (Alex to Mark) scenes from Yankee Porn 2009 will certainly bring them down with Hep-A or yet some other nasty disease. Next they'll be hiring Julian Tavarez.

Teixeira! All the A-Rod soap in the world won't help you next year! Ask Boras!

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